Stephen Colbert: Jon, before we begin, I’d like to get something off my chest before I get outed by the bloggers. My real name isn’t Stephen Colbert, it’s Ted Hitler. No relation - well, distant relation, two generations back, directly. I’m Adolf Hitlers grandson. Anyway, it’s out there, it’s no longer news. Jon Stewart: Ahh wow. First of all, I guess, thank you for your honesty Stephen… Stephen Colbert: It’s Ted, Jon. Ted Hitler.