Last night at the 9/11 Memorial Benefit Dinner, Stephen Colbert told guests they’d be eating “sub-prime rib, a meal bundled from other dinners.”
“All of us here tonight share the same noble purpose of not watching the DNC,” Colbert declared.
Colbert gestured toward an empty chair to introduce his co- host, Clint Eastwood. He also teased guests eager to watch Michelle Obama at the Democratic National Convention.